If you’ve stumbled upon our luxe-loving, pleasure seeking site, then welcome and congratulations! Not only have you demonstrated an impressive handle on the modern technologies which evade our elders, but you also obviously have impeccable taste!
And now, as a reward, it’s time for us to share our latest edit with you.
Let’s be honest. Sometimes, despite what your Instagram account says, life can be a bit of a knob (no offence to knobs). Maybe you lost your favourite handwoven basket. Maybe you can’t figure out which Euro Zen retreat to go on where they serve your meals on hand chiseled, wooden platters. And maybe your face is looking a little more Droopy The Master Detective Hound, than Dakota Fanning. And that’s ok! Because we here at THE X CARTEL have made it our mission, nay our quest, to bring you the very best solutions to all of these super general, super relatable problems!
So buckle up and enjoy! It’s time to get back that carefree, youthful glow you once knew and loved so well!