LONG LUNCH SERIES
Ola beasts... welcome to a rather special edit of THE X CARTEL!
Why is it so special I hear you ask your smartphones (well 80% of you)!
Well because today marks the day that we launch our never before attempted Goody-Goody Bag giveaway!
Yes, that is right, you, our lovely reader can win the gift bag that has compelled even the most jaded gift bag-getters to exclaim things like, 'BEST BAG IN THE BIZ' and, 'I would sell me granny for this bag!'
Outside of that, there's not much to report really other than the fact that the food was delicious, the guests were dreamy, the Grounds of Alexandria has a resident piglet called Harry Trotter, and we served Jacobs Creek wine which was blessed by the hands of Chris Hemsworth himself. You know, all pretty standard long lunch shenanigans.
What we really want you to take away from all this is that all goody bags suck, except for our ones, our ones rule! And you can win one right now by subscribing to our jazzy newsletter and heading over to Instagram to follow @the.x.cartel @the.x.cartel.explore and my personal (favourite) @cassiesnelgar.
You can enter as many times as you like by commenting separately on any pic with #goodygoody and tagging a different friend every time for each entry to count!
Good luck, tally hoe and to the person who keeps dropping their granny off at our HQ, please stop!
Editor, Harry Trotter fangirl and Goody-Goody Bagger to the stars