Welcome y’all to The X Cartel
This week we dive balls deep into the mystical world of crystals by partnering up with CRSTL to get a crystal clear (sorry) understanding of just what these magical masses can do for us.
Anyone who has ever dabbled in the esoteric will know that the power of energy, intention and manifestation is not to be effed with. So we decided to break down some of the key players in an attempt to help you find the right crystal for you or a loved one right now.
Each crystal has it’s very own set of incredible properties which cover everything from love, lust and luck to good old fashioned jealousy (and how to banish it).
Maybe you are looking for something to facilitate a little soul searching, or to draw a new romance into your life. Well, look no further coz we have all your needs covered with CRSTL water bottles. All available to shop right here.
And if that wasn’t good enough, these little buggers are glass so while you are tapping into the power of universal joojoo your Karma will be skyrocketing with all the environmentally friendly brownie points you are scoring. You’re welcome!
Think of it like your very own sorting hat ceremony. Just as magical, except we aren’t selling wands, and you aren’t Harry Potter.
It’s time to Alohomora your best life and Expecto Patronum all that negativity right back to the ass end of Azkaban!
So sit back, relax and tap into a little you time as you figure out exactly which CRSTL water bottle is right for you.