WELCOME Y’ALL TO THE X CARTEL
Just when you thought THE X CARTEL couldn’t get any more crystal-y we decided to go and drop a whole extra crystal edit on your newly zen asses. In fact, CRSTL 2.0 is guaranteed to take you from crystal newbies to crystal masters, all with the swipe of a pointy finger.
This week we have upped the ante and added an entire smorgasbord of crystal weaponry for your face zone, eye zone and basically any surface of your body that is covered in skin. So if that doesn’t sound like it would be relevant to you then we suggest you put close this window immediately and contact your nearest wax salon.
We have the facial rolly thingies (best stored in the fridge), crystal beaded eye-masks and even the little crystal solo jobbies which you can sneak around in your bra without anyone suspecting a thing. Trust me, Smarties weren’t the only thing I was smuggling this week.
Once again thank you to those crystal experts over at CRSTL for creating the most user-friendly guide the internet has to offer to help us understand which crystal will perfectly match our needs.
So all that’s left to do is swipe away and enjoy your new-found status as crystal masters of the universe!
Editor, Crystal Master and Bra Smuggler